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Does any one know any really flood porn videos?

I need to release my stresses lol

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wtf is a flood porn video?
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5 out of 5
Asker’s Comment:
Yea it’s we’re u have sex on a building while there is a flood lol
Comments: This is really fucking stupid, but the simple explanation to what this was made me choke.

Yahoo Fail Answers – Masturbating question please help?

Masturbating question Please Help?

I masturbate a lot and I have a huge beard of pubic hair, yet I have no facial hair, is this because of masturbating?

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No. Hair grows differently on all areas on the body. Masturbating has nothing to do with hair growth.
A lot of guys have patchy or thin facial hair, not everyone can grow a Chuck Norrisbeard.

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I’m premed
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5 out of 5
Asker’s Comment:
I’m giving you best answer because your a girl, and I like girls :)
Our comments: This is fail because of the serious answer. Was the author really serious???

HELP!! I took thirteen of my dad’s ExtenZe pills and now my penis is black, what do I do?

It is also bleeding through the hole.

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your soooo f*cked bro lol i did that and now i don’t have a penis anymore, it had to be removed because there was so much blood flowing to the shaft that it was about to explode.

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personal experience.
Asker’s Rating:
5 out of 5
Asker’s Comment:
I wish I would have listened to you earlier, my dick just blew off…

Yahoo Fail Answers – Is it possible to get a penis transplant?

Is it possible to get a penis transplant? ?

Just wondering… Not a creep or anything

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Yes.. They will just take skin from other parts of your body and add it on your penis. But the problem with that is sex won’t be as pleasurable because the excess skin will make it hard for you to feel anything.

Yahoo Fail Answers – HELP, How long does it take skin to grow back on penis?

HELP, How long does it take skin to grow back on penis?

the skin under my head of my penis is gone.. i masturbate alot lol, i let it get bad so there is like a inch of skin missing its growing back but sooo slow, how long does it take? (its been a week sense i masturbated and it looks alot better it) it was red now its pink.. get to skin color just how long do i have to wait to whack off again.

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i need a girl friend? dude its totally normal for a guy to masturbate.. you don’t? your a Lie
Lulzy Answers
1) Had the same problem a couple of years ago, generally for every centimeter squared of skin missing it will take around 2-3 days to heal over, at least for me anyway, so an inch would be around 3*3which would be around 8-9 days, but really if your burning off your skin you need a better lube, try an oil of some sort, maybe olive oil.

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2) Try your Mom’s hand lotion to masturbate. It works great. In the meantime, don’t masturbate until you’ve healed.

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